Tuesday, September 23, 2003

Lies, damn lies, and double entendre?

Seen in an upgrade solicitation for SPSS, a computer program used for statistical analysis:
Q. Does the new graphics system improve graph/chart appearance?

A. Get ready to impress your customers and colleagues because you won't be restricted by your variable length any longer....

Hmm. I've always heard that it's not the length of your variable, it's the motion of your probability distribution.

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